**i'm NOT POOR**

i always believe people's face is best represent what they are like...
we for Chinese have this idiom said :面由心生

what you are inside somehow make what you are outside...
only those odds where you will never believe behind that angelic face he/she is actually a DIABLO!

by then we for Chinese have this idiom best fit for them :衣冠禽兽
which means nice suit/cover-up~demons~ARGH~

on the bloody 21st of August beautiful me woke up in a beautiful morning,
as usual picked my ASS up and fly to work on a BLOODY WEEKEND!

arrive with a sneeze and made my running nose for one BLOODY DAY~
AWESOME!!!

due to PERFECT LIVING in PWTC...all the senior march up to the battle field and fight absolute sales...
as the junior ME!! i based in my own MALL..so as usual...i have to serve whoever came in for inquiry~that's my job~

commercial tone in speaking:
" Welcome to Signature Kitchen, I'm Raymond. Your very own Kitchen Designer specialist in making and designing your dream kitchen that will make you and your family happy using it. As long as it not going to explode" TM follow up with a SMILEY.

so this very last customer walked in 15minutes before my shifts end. It was a family, 1 humble and kind husband with a 1 bitchy, arrogant she thinks she is the queen "PUTUI" wife and 2 cute adorable offspring running wild like 2 chic in a their grandma's farm house.

as usual welcome them with a wArm greetings, sat them down and listen to their inquiry. with a smile ^.^ TM

we finished the discussion~OOPS it was me and her husband discuss the design~she MERELY talked to me~because her eyes were too small for STAR like me~so i didn't get near her or even talked to her~ she left before her husband and her husband leave after that.

SO

i went and packed my stuff~

SUDDENLY,

I SAW BRONZE SILKY WRAP OF CRAP STOMP IN TO MY SHOWROOM shriek that she lost her adorable I PHONE 4~

i was shocked and i helped her look around, and even ALLOW her to use OUR COMPANY PHONE TO CALL HER I PhONE 4...

well it got through but the weren't any ringing...
i actually turn the showroom upside down to look for her hp~
sadly no where to be found...
she was very upset~
she stomp out the showroom without a word...
i was in a hurry...i left~

at 8sth i guess she stomped back to the office and she found out that i had left..
she SCREAMED at my colleague~
SAYING ME TOOK HER I PHONE~

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
DO I LOOK LIKE A THIEF???!!!!
DO I LOOK LIKE IM POOR???!!!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I CAN SPEND ON MY CLOTHES THAN YOUR IPHONE???!!!!
DO YOU KNOW IF I NEED IPHONE I NEED TO FLIP OPEN MY HAND AND SAY MAMA PAPA I WANT IPHONE~

STRAIGHT AWAY I HAVE IT DON'T SAY 1~2 3 4 ALSO THEY WILL GET ME!!

do i need to STEAL YOUR DAMN CHIBAI IPHONE~ and my friends all holding expensive phone and including your iphone4~why i need to steal yours when so many are flying around me?!!!!!

OH MY GOD~YOUR BRAIN WENT DOWN DRAIN LIKE THE REST OF YOUR BLOOD~
just you are special your blood dont bleed like usual woman~once a month but everyday when you wake up~IT DOES NOT BLEED~BUT SHOOT LIKE GEISER!!!!

phew~deep breath~

after that at 1125pm i received a call~a threat call from her brother:

(beautiful ray= BR VS dumb ass = DA...)

DA: HI is this raymond from Signature Kitchen?

BR : YES i am... you are?

DA: HI im sorry calling you this late (you know it and you still doing it? DUMB) hi i'm CHUA, jasmines brother( HELL knows who are you and your sister is THATS WHY GTH)

BR : YOU mean eddie TAN'S WIFE?

DA : YES and i know that my sister lost her phone at your showroom (IF THAT WAS MY SHOWROOM you dont have what it takes to talk to me you JUNK) and i hope you~i dont mean you (WTF)?? as in you or your colleague knows who took it...just take it out...and we will forget about it and even will give you guys RM300 ang pau as LOST AND FOUND reward(DAMN INSULTING WEI). THIS PHONE is very important to her business. (if it was that important why put it in a phone instead an IPAD? IN FACT WHY SO DAMN CARELESS???)

BR: SIR as this hour you called me and said sth like this...i felt like this a threat call...

DA : NO NO haihz raymond i just want to be friends with you~( just in case you dunno in my word you said like that either you wanna get laid with me or you are just...YA GET LAID~but from her looks and your voice~you are AN OLD FOSSIL WAITING TO BE SLOT INTO MUSEUM OF NIRVANA~) i did not say any vulgar words neither scream at you~we just wanna get that phone back (follow up with RM300 shits) and i called because you did not answer the call before this...(IN CASE you don't know its sunday~i have rights not to answer any business call...2nd i didnt bring my phone out the whole day...3rd i picked up for what when your BRAINLESS SISTER GONNA SCREAM my next life out of me?)

BR : OKAY SIR tomorrow i will go back and search for you again~And we shall meet for CCTV to sort things out~okay? thank you sir...

OFF THE PHONE and i ended up HIGH FEVER cause i was so darn pissed!!!!

told my mom~and she and my sister drag me to police station and made a report in case of anything~

22nd i woke up early cause i have to attend the god damn briefing~
after that i went to main office and report to the above management regarding what had happened~

and i must say~MY COMPANY ALL OF THEM KNEW THE CASE~AND THEY say~ME stealing is the best joke of the year~they believe me~

in the end CCTV couldnt showed what happen cause that specific angle the CCTV just cant get it~

i wasnt scared cause i WILL NEVER DO THIS SHIT~
i'm running a treasurer for my cheer team how much money i hold in my hand~and do i need to seal your iphone???

I'M WAITING FOR IPHONE5 DAMN IT!!!

in the end~they walk off without anything~

company settled for me~ask me to forgive them cause we are out here doing big things making HUGE MONEY shouldn't be so calculative...take this as a lesson so you will know what to do next~

and today im sick~so i have to MC!~ DENG !

listening to ayumi hamasaki FORGIVENESS~forgive them~forgive them ^.^

HELL NO I WILL CURSE THEM!!!!! (RAWR)