SIBU **day 4 3rd agenda : SEOHUN'S LIFE**
" i am a sad lady, and just lost my cow in a BIG city.. I need help~ahahaha~" the lady was crying and yet laughing at the same time."PleaSe anyone seen my SOULMATE his name is jackjack!! heLp eheheheheh~" and she mumble in a very weird way~ agregrugrtpto!@#$^sda&*!2 with an old witch laughter.
"NGor hai leng lui~tai ha~tai ha~" she start speaking weird and broken cantonese. In English that mean : im a beauty, come and see~"
"neh this is my cow~i thought him swimming, hip hop and a lot more oh!" when everybody starring at her, she start saying again :" i tell you, when i thought him swimming that time, he alomost drown, thanks to my CPR, i saved him, and now he call me "mummy"...everybody sweat badly...it's a soft toy, CPR??Hip Hop??huhz?
"neh this is my jackjack, i love him and he loves me...isnt he is handsome , and im so beautiful, isnt it that we are actually match made in heaven?" it was in broken cantonese...basically we have to give a salute to our reporter for his courage...he is now in Tanjung Rambutan Hospital, getting a psycho treatement. Then, she start mumble in cantonese : " xun ng xun ngor bian nei zhou zu?" "do you believe that i can turn you into a pig?" then she start chating again errtppucikpucak!@#$%^&*() then she laugh again like a old witch.
at last her friend, may yee steps into the picture to stop this mad woman's act once and for all! somehow she failed, and was pushed away by this mad woman. "please forgive sorry for the disturbance she made" may yee apologize to the public. then again the mad woman say :" nei li go you chit chit ng hou zuo zhu ngor" (oily you dont interrupt me) the circumstances was pretty messy at the time.
well then people start realising the situation had gone out of control. everyone decided to take a hide and our reporter snap a pic of her showing a V pose at the end of this whole meltdown. and badly horrify the people there especially this cute young lady~and bite her fingers~
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